Freddy Got Fingered Movie Review

(sung to the tune of Tom Green's "The Bum-Bum Song")

My bum is in the chairMy bum is in the chairLook at meI'm watching Tom Green's hair!

Tom plays Rip Torn's sonTom plays Rip Torn's sonOnce respectable? Rip, where's your career? (hee hee hee!)

Look at Tom, he's rawLook at Tom, he's rawGet a job?No, he just wants to draw!

Watch Tom go berserkWatch Tom go berserkStuff his faceOr give a horse a jerk!

An organ made of meatOr a woman he can beatThey don't make much sense, but try not to worry too much about that!A HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

They're walking out in drovesThey're running for their carsDon't look backAway from here they go!

Hi my name is TomHi my name is TomI can't tie my shoes but I can write a movie script!

Poo! Poo! (repeat)

Freddy got milk.*

* This scene not actually included in film.


Comments

Freddy Got Fingered Rating

" Unbearable "

Rating: R, 2001

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