Aria Movie Review
The conceit this time: Each director takes a piece of classical music and sets it to film -- mostly without dialogue and invariably without any sense whatsoever.
Examples: Naked women fawn over/threaten to stab sweaty bodybuilders. Buck Henry and wife cheat on each other unknowingly. Naked Elizabethans watch a play. Bridget Fonda (naked) romps in a Vegas hotel then commits suicide with her man. There is a clown with a drum. Elizabeth Hurley makes her (naked) screeen debut.
We applaud all this nakedness, we really do -- but seriously, do vanity projects like this really need to be made? Don't we all have better things to do?
Cast & Crew
Producer : Don Boyd
Starring : Theresa Russell, Stephanie Lane, Roy Hyatt, Sevilla Delofski, Nicola Swain, Jackson Kyle, Marianne McLoughlin, Marion Peterson, Valérie Allain, Jacques Neuville, Buck Henry, Beverly D'Angelo, Gary Kasper, Anita Morris, John Hostetter, Elizabeth Hurley, Peter Birch, Bridget Fonda, James Mathers, Angie Tetamontie, Esther Buchanan, Lorraine Cote, Renee Korn, Bertha Weiss, Linzi Drew, Andreas Wisniewski, Kwabena Manso, Amy Johnson, Tilda Swinton, Spencer Leigh, John Hurt, Sophie Ward, Paul Collard, George Ellis Jones, Danny Fitzgerald, Gordon Winter, Derek Farmer, Michelle Read, Maximillian Roeg