Pop icon Morrissey has launched a blistering attack on his fellow British celebrities Victoria Beckham and Jamie Oliver, and insists he wants to "kick" the TV chef "in the eye".
The former The Smiths frontman is grilled in a new magazine interview about his 'last day on earth' and when he's asked who he would most like to "kick in the eye" before he dies, vegetarian Morrissey lashes out at Oliver, saying, "That meat-fed horror Jamie 'Orrible' Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970."
He went on to insult Beckham, adding, "It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham."
And when asked about how he'd choose to die, Morrissey insisted, "Concussed by a coconut."