Whatever? Exactly. Susan Skoog's indulgent tale of two teenagers who experiment with booze, drugs, sex, and more sex is hopeless and uninspired, probably ripped out of Skoog's diary (that assuredly has a little lock on it so her mommy can't spy on these dirty thoughts). Headlined by the singularly unappealing Liza Weil, Whatever isn't so much a turn-off as it is an utter waste of time. Two or three moments of comedy don't redeem this movie for its limp stupidity, and the tacked-on Happy Ending only makes matters worse. View at your own peril.