Mark Collie seen arriving at the 50th annual CMA (Country Music Association) Awards held at Music City Center in Nashville, Tennessee, United States - Wednesday 2nd November 2016
Mark Collie
Mark Collie
Mark Collie - 50th Academy of Country Music Awards Arrivals at AT & T Stadium in Arlington, Texas at AT & T Stadium - Arlington, Texas, United States - Saturday 18th April 2015
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Review
Bad
The now-classic video game Tomb Raider is a geek boy's dream -- a hot heroine with Barbie-like measurements goes on adventures and kicks ass. The film adaptation, starring the buxom and bored Angelina Jolie, is nobody's dream. It's billed as an action fantasy, but possesses no physical excitement or wonder. OK, maybe some wonder, as in, "I wonder how Paramount actually feels about this film."
Even the teen hormones that live in all us guys are squashed by this one. Jolie, trying to play our heroine Lady Lara Croft as sexy and supercool, just looks mildly amused by the goings-on. I half expected her to check her watch while on camera, searching for lunch or a better project. [Never underestimate crafty film editing. -Ed.]
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Lost Lake Review
Weak
Lord knows I've seen a lot of incomprehensible movies. Lost Lake beats them all.
The story has Playboy Playmate (from 1996, mind you) Angel Boris as Kat -- an adventurer/poetess (ahem!) who can no longer stand her waitress job so she takes a job (I'm still not sure doing what) in a "remote adventure lodge" that caters to extreme skiers and people who like to have sex in the sauna.
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Movie Review
The now-classic video game Tomb Raider is a geek boy's dream -- a hot heroine...
