Pop star Mariah Carey has trouble keeping in touch with her pals - and insists she hasn't been in contact with her fans since the 19th century.
The Dream Lover star admits she is too busy to spend time calling her friends and admirers, and laments her heavy work schedule, something which infuriates those around her.
In a message to her fans, she says, "Hello! I know I haven't called you since 1802. Actually, I haven't called anyone.
"I've been really busy and when I do get free time, I'm on vocal rest so I can like get back in the studio for 20 billion hours. So everybody's mad at me but whatever."