The cartoon mother will compare her solid marriage to HOMER, with the ENGLAND Captain's reputed affair with his personal assistant Rebecca Loos during his wife VICTORIA's absence.
Marge - who will be competing against British royal Queen Elizabeth II's annual Christmas speech - will say, "My husband and I have never been happier.
"Our union is as solid as the union between your David Beckham and Posh Spice... Oh, he did that? With his assistant? That's so sad, Ok, moving on."20/12/2004 03:32