Marc Fuerstein

Marc Fuerstein

Marc Fuerstein Quick Links

Film RSS

Woman On Top Review


Bad

When a movie begins with a lot of narration, it's rarely a good sign. It almost invariably means the director's first cut of the picture was flaccid, and in order to shore it up, scenes from the beginning were diced into a montage to get the audience to the core of the story sooner.

"Woman on Top" begins with about 10 minutes of fairy-tale style narration, all about how a beautiful Brazilian girl named Isabella (talented Spanish enchantress Penelope Cruz) was cursed by the gods with extreme motion sickness, but blessed an ambrosial ability for the culinary arts.

The narrator goes on to explain how this girl grew up and met a sexy waiter (Murilo Benicio) whom she seduced with her cooking. They married and opened a restaurant together, where she quickly became frustrated because she did all the work and he got all the credit.

Continue reading: Woman On Top Review

Marc Fuerstein

Marc Fuerstein Quick Links

Film RSS
Advertisement

Contactmusic 2017 Exclusive


Suggested

New Justice League Trailer Introduces (Most Of) The Characters [Trailer And Pictures]

New Justice League Trailer Introduces (Most Of) The Characters [Trailer And Pictures]

Superman is missing from the 'Justice League' trailer.

Elizabeth Banks Talks About The 'Team' Titles She Grew Up On

Elizabeth Banks Talks About The 'Team' Titles She Grew Up On

The 'Power Rangers' reminded Elizabeth Banks of that 'team' aesthetic.

Charlie Hunnam's Odd On Set Relationship With Robert Pattinson

Charlie Hunnam's Odd On Set Relationship With Robert Pattinson

Charlie Hunnam has described his odd relationship on the set of 'The Lost City Of Z' with Robert Pattinson, who he "didn't say more than 10 words to...

Advertisement
Val Kilmer Goes On Bizarre Twitter Rant Professing Love For Cate Blanchett

Val Kilmer Goes On Bizarre Twitter Rant Professing Love For Cate Blanchett

The two actors worked together on 2003 western 'The Missing'.

Chris Evans Is Open To Doing More Captain America And Avengers Movies

Chris Evans Is Open To Doing More Captain America And Avengers Movies

Captain America actor Chris Evans has hinted he'd be open to returning for more Marvel movies in the future despite his contract coming up.

Robert Knepper Discusses Prison Break Return:

Robert Knepper Discusses Prison Break Return: "Things Are A Bit Deeper Now"

'Prison Break' returns in April for a fifth season, but how will Robert Knepper's character T-Bag fit into the folds of the new episodes?

Advertisement

Marc Fuerstein Movies

Woman On Top Movie Review

Woman On Top Movie Review

When a movie begins with a lot of narration, it's rarely a good sign. It...

Artists
Actors
    Filmmakers
      Artists
      Bands
        Musicians
          Artists
          Celebrities
             
              Artists
              Interviews
                musicians & bands in the news
                  actors & filmmakers in the news
                    celebrities in the news

                      Go Back in Time using our News archive to see what happened on a particular day in the past.