Mclaren: 'Why I Urinated On Branson's Carpet'

Punk svengali Malcolm McLaren insists the occasion he urinated on SIR Richard Branson was entirely justified, as the Virgin tycoon had been "two-faced". The rock mogul was in the middle of making Sex Pistols movie THE GREAT ROCK 'N' ROLL SWINDLE with film-maker Julien Temple, but in order to complete the film, he needed more money. After trying and failing to convince Branson to buy him out, he hit back at the snub by relieving himself all over the floor of his plush houseboat. He says, "I decided to visit Branson on his boat, which was parked on the Regent's Canal in London, to demand that he buy me out of the Sex Pistols so that I could finish The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle. "I thought Branson had been two-faced in his dealings with me. So, to register my disrespect, I took out my penis and urinated on his office carpet. "I'm not sure how he reacted as I immediately took my leave."