Bebe Buell wants to help the troubled actress - whose career has floundered amid many legal problems and stints in rehab - turn her life around and thinks she knows what it would take for the 'Machete' star to get back on track.
Bebe said: "If Lindsay spent a year with me I could turn her around. I could have her winning her first Oscar in two years!"
"The first thing I would do is put 10 pounds on her. She needs a more kittenish quality. She's looking too thin right now. That's not a good look. And she also needs to go back to being a natural red head. The blonde hair doesn't work. It ages her. She's got it all. She's just around people who don't get it."
Bebe also blasted Lindsay's mother Dina Lohan, saying the showbiz matriarch has failed to take the right actions to help her daughter's problems and has behaved "disgustingly", which she believes is due to putting her love of money and status first.
Speaking to Steppin' Out magazine, Bebe added: "What her mother has done with Lindsay is morally wrong and disgusting. She should back off. Lindsay is the one with the talent.
"Dina Lohan's relationship with her daughter Lindsay disturbs me. I don't see a mother and a daughter there.
"If my baby girl got that screwed up I would not allow to make her own decisions. I'm sorry! Anybody can think what they want. But I would abduct my child and I would make sure that I didn't leave her side until she didn't have those problems anymore.
"Lindsay needs to stop going out and not being seen for a while. The mother going with her to events and witnessing her throwing drinks and stuff like that infuriates me! It makes me angry! It's about a lack of education and connection on the mother's part. I don't mean school when I say education. I'm talking about the education of the soul. Some people just aren't elevated. They're not there yet.
"She's driven by money, not spirituality. I gave up the desire for money to be there for my daughter. I feel that's what Dina should be doing. Be there for Lindsay, like I'm there for Liv."