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Jennifer Harman Celebrity Poker Tournament - Arrivals

Lisa Marie Smith - Jennifer Harman Celebrity Poker Tournament to benefit Nevada Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, held at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino, Planet Hollywood - Las Vegas, Nevada, United States - Friday 14th November 2014

Wizard World Comic Con Chicago 2013

Lisa Marie Varon - Wizard World Comic Con Chicago 2013 - Chicago, IL, United States - Sunday 11th August 2013

Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards 2013 held at Sony Pictures Studios - Arrivals

Eric Petersen and Lisa Marie Morabito - Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards 2013 held at Sony Pictures Studios - Arrivals - Los Angeles, CA, United States - Sunday 9th June 2013

Lisa Marie, Eric Petersen and Sony

The Style Mansion - A pre-MTV Movie Awards Styling Lounge

Jesse Woodrow and Lisa Marie - The Style Mansion - A pre-MTV Movie Awards Styling Lounge - Hollywood Hills, CA, United States - Thursday 4th April 2013

The 10th Annual TV Land Awards - Arrivals

Lisa Marie - Michelle Whitney Morrison, Deidre Lang and Lisa Marie Todd Saturday 14th April 2012 The 10th Annual TV Land Awards - Arrivals

If... Dog... Rabbit... Review


Weak
Promising film starts out great then turns into yet another predictable caper-gone-awry homage to The Killing. A rather unfortunate vanity production from first-time writer/director Modine. Special award for having the worst title in the history of movies (though it is "explained" in the credits).

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Mars Attacks! Review


Grim
We've already had three movies based on TV shows this year, plus a film based on a TV commercial, but I think it's a really bad omen when a film is based on a series of trading cards.

The film is Mars Attacks!, and with it Tim Burton serves up the worst production of his once-blossoming career, a movie wherein he indulges every excess of his demented psyche, pays no attention to entertaining the audience, and recycles every joke he can get his hands on.

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Planet Of The Apes Review


Grim

Without the faintest hint of director Tim Burton's uniquely uncanny style, "Planet of the Apes" version 2.0 feels like nothing more than a generic (albeit overblown) sci-fi summer movie -- and a forgettably mediocre one at that.

A passionless, elementary endeavor of wow effects and a yawn plot (which has been reinvented from the 1968 original), the picture opens circa 2029 with astronaut Mark Wahlberg working on a space station, training chimps to pilot one-man pods into electrical storms encountered in deep space.

After losing contact with one chimp in a rather ominous anomaly, Wahlberg establishes his maverick personality (which soon fades into a vanilla version of your standard action hero) by swiping a pod against orders to go rescue him. Once inside the storm, our hero is sucked into a wormhole that turns his helm dead and spits him out to crash land on a faraway world in the distant future where -- as if you didn't know -- a brutal, medieval society of evolved simians enslaves primitive humans as labor and pets.

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Sleepy Hollow Review


Weak

Who better to revamp Washington Irving's classic spook tale of the Headless Horseman than Tim Burton, the modern maestro of movie macabre?

A little tweaking here (a conspiracy plot), a little re-writing there (Ichabod Crane is now a nervous police detective instead of a nervous school teacher) and -- ta-da! -- it's "Sleepy Hollow," a sumptuously stylized, oddly traditional, darkly comical, and unmistakably Burton-esque take on this uniquely American fairy tale.

Taking place in 1799, this inventive reinterpretation of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" -- written by "Fight Club" scripter Andrew Kevin Walker and polished by "Shakespeare In Love" scribe Tom Stoppard -- features Johnny Depp as Ichabod Crane, an ungainly, outcast, New York City constable come to the upstate hamlet of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a spate of beheadings that local legend has pinned on the noggin-less ghost of mad a Revolutionary War mercenary.

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