Teen queen Lindsay Lohan has laughed off her numerous reported romances, declaring she would "be dead" if she dated that many people. The MEAN GIRLS star, 19, has been romantically linked to LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, Jared Leto, Sean Lennon, Benicio Del Toro, Ryan Adams, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Joaquin Phoenix in recent months. However, Lohan insists in reality her love life is a lot quieter, saying, "If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible."