Yes, Lindsay Lohan has been arrested again, and is facing further charges for lying to cops. Maybe this time she'll have an extended spell in jail, or maybe she'll manage to get out after 5 minutes. One thing's for sure, last night's arrest on assault charges wasn't fuelled by drugs or alcohol. 

"I can tell you when I was with her this morning; she was in great condition," attorney Mark Heller tells E! News. "She was certainly not intoxicated, certainly not under the influence of drugs. She was clear [and] lucid, her eyes were clear. No alcohol involvement whatsoever on this occasion," he continued. "We are going to be working very earnestly to establish that no charges should even be lodged," he said. "[The police] have already made arrangements to get the video from the... club, which hopefully will reveal some exonerating information. After that, they could just walk away from the case and decline to even prosecute." And how is Lindsay doing right now? Heller said, "She's sleeping. She was up all night long and went through a very rough ordeal."

What are we going to do with you, huh Lindsay? What we really want you to do is settle down with a nice TV series, perhaps a self-deprecating one. One thing's for sure, it can't carry on like this.