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The Pool Review


Terrible
Well, what've we got here? We've got college kids, a masked serial killer, and an endless number of shots at night. Sounds familiar, but your Urban Legends and your I Know What You Did Last Summers don't have a cast of unknowns living in Czechoslovakia and speaking in broken English,now do they?

Unfortunately, The Pool is not meant as a comedy. It tries so hard to be serious and yet it is so unbearably derivative it's impossible to consider it thusly. Teens trapped in an indoor pool with a killer? "Someone has to swim 100 yards to get us out of here!" A wardrobe that consists of nothing but bikinis for the gals?

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Team America: World Police Review


Excellent
Say you're a couple of clever but potty-mouthed guys from Colorado. You make a crude and crudely animated cartoon for cable, and it becomes a huge hit. You parlay your cartoon into a successful feature film and collect an Oscar nomination on the merits of an anti-Canada song from that film. After taking such an improbable path to the Hollywood success, what can you possibly do for your big screen follow-up?

You make a comedy about terrorism. With puppets.

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