The gorgeous Kelly Brook and fiancee Billy Zane's new movie together has been categorically panned by critics at the Cannes film festival.
Movie reviewers were said to have walked out before the end and laughed at how terrible the film Fishtales was.
Starring Kelly, a model-turned-actress, and Billy, the film plays on the theme of SPLASH featuring DARRYL HANNAH, with Kelly playing a mermaid who falls in love with a human man.
But the film is so bad, more than half of reviewers at the film festival couldn't bear to see it all the way through.
According to the Sun, one reviewer said: "It was the worst thing I've seen this year, possibly ever. I stayed as long as I could without crying with boredom.
"We followed the crowds and snuck out the door."
The film follows the trend of ill-fated movies made by real-life couples, with even the world's biggest stars failing to make a decent film with their loved one.
Big name examples include Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in GIGLI, who called off their engagement soon afterwards, as well as Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in EYES WIDE SHUT, who then divorced.