One date turned sour when the singer realised he was nothing more than a walking-talking cash machine, and the lady in question expected him to buy her expensive shopping treats - and then take her to lunch.
He recalls, "This girl ordered five different meals and maybe took a bite out of a couple of things."
And just when he didn't think the date couldn't get any worse, a passerby knocked his soda into his lap.
He adds, "It looked like I wet my pants."21/01/2004 21:07