After a number of media blunders and brushes with the police, Justin Bieber is taking steps to protect himself – namely, making his guests sign a waiver, stating that they will not in any way record or reveal anything that happens inside Justin’s mansion, TMZ reports. What happens at Bieber’s, stays at Biebers, basically. Which makes you wonder, what could be happening behind those doors. Now the only way to find out would be to get invited to one of Bieber’s ragers, since anyone who releases any information about the “physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics” of JB or his guests, will be slammed with a $5 million dollar lawsuit from now on. How’s that for private?

Justin Bieber, Hollywood
Finally, Justin Bieber is going private.

But wait, there’s more. Not only does the waiver make guests agree not to talk (blog, tweet, instagram) about any of the goings on at Casa de Bieber, but it also makes them agree to take responsibility for any and all physical harm that could come to them. These risks include “minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death” and warns potential guests about activities, which could be "potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained." Wow. Now that really makes you wonder about the kind of parties the Biebs is having. Then again, everyone involved is supposedly a consenting adult, so it should be fine, right? Right?

Justin Bieber, Arnhem, Netherlands
Super private.