"Angie is a stunner, so is Vanessa. And Brad, of course. When we all sat together, I was the only ugly one. I'm not the spick-and-span kind of guy. To be honest, I don't like cutting my hair or trimming my beard." Johnny Depp on taking partner Vanessa Paradis on double dates with his THE TOURIST co-star Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.