It's the saga of the "throbbits" and "Dildo Saggins." This ridiculous Skinemax style softcore feature can't help but appel to Rings fans -- and not just because they can't get a real date. Watch for "Smirnof" the wizard re-enact the Monty Python "spam spam spam" skit. Whatever you say about it (and though it's truly awful, there are some pretty hysterical puns and sight gags in here... lost contacts, stuck sabres, and the like), the title freakin' rocks.
Aka The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.
The film will be the first in the Marvel Cinematic Universe led by a person of colour.
The actor plays the titular hero in the forthcoming adaptation.
Rock legend Eric Clapton has admitted the era of the guitar may be ''over''.
Following his success with 'The Force Awakens', the director will close out the trilogy.