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The Lord Of The G-Strings Review


Weak

It's the saga of the "throbbits" and "Dildo Saggins." This ridiculous Skinemax style softcore feature can't help but appel to Rings fans -- and not just because they can't get a real date. Watch for "Smirnof" the wizard re-enact the Monty Python "spam spam spam" skit. Whatever you say about it (and though it's truly awful, there are some pretty hysterical puns and sight gags in here... lost contacts, stuck sabres, and the like), the title freakin' rocks.

Aka The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String.

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