Comedienne Joan Rivers is convinced men are unlikely to be attracted to funny women who are smarter than them. Rivers believes men find women who can crack a joke less attractive than their quieter counterparts. She says, "I think that men truly don't want to be topped. It's hard to be with someone brighter and faster and smarter than you. "I can't remember laughing until I cried at something PAMELA ANDERSON said. When was the last time someone said, 'Oh, Pam, stop, you're killing me!'"