Jim Carrey has declared his love for actress Emma Stone in a video message on his website.
The funnyman posted the quirky love note on JimCarreyTrulife.com on Wednesday (24Aug11), revealing he regretted not being closer to the Easy A star's age.
Keeping a straight face throughout the video, Carrey stared into the camera and said, "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful, not just pretty... and if I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids; we'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire..."
"And every day for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face... and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to."
Carrey signs off by wishing the object of his affection "continued success" before miming "I love you... I do" during an awkward silence at the end of the video.
Stone, 22, is reportedly dating her The Amazing Spider-Man co-star Andrew Garfield.