What is Jessica Simpson even famous for? As far as we can tell, it's 1 part acting, 1 part singing, and 98 parts being generally quite stupid. She may have us all fooled, though, while she 'acts' dumb to build up a popular persona; one that television networks and magazine pay big bucks to get the first scoop on.
Either way, her best comments on her current pregnancy are here for your delectation, so you can make your own mind up. We know we have."The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!" she said on Twitter, in response to OMGFacts' tweet "The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!"
Also on Twitter came this inspired post: "Kraft mac and cheese w lawry's seasoning salt is the breakfast for pregnant champions!!!"
Talking on The Tonight Show with Kay Leno, Simpson let us in to this: "I just started calling myself Swamp Ass. Like, I have 'swamp ass' right now. I had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It's like the bayou up in that region."
"There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player," she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, reckon E! Online.
Listeners to Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show were treated to this: "I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever."
And another Twitter one: "Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it's time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!"
What do you think of Jessica's candid insight into pregnancy? Brave or stupid... or both?