I had thought Eternal was the only lesbian vampire movie on the block, but the French horror flick Fascination had it beat by 25 years. And what a film it is, in which a 1916 thief holes up in a remote castle, only to be seduced (and sucked on) by the vampiresses that live there. Absurd and hopelessly cheesy, this is a film that definitely isn't scary and is only borderline erotic. How sexy can you be when you're undressing in a meat locker, anyway?