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Jason London is looking distinctly worse for wear, not just because the Dazed & Confused actor has just passed to 40 mark, but also because he was beaten up in a bar fight, and subsequently 'crapped himself' in a cop car, reports TMZ.
While we never want to trivialise violence, the scenario described by the police sounds eminently comic. It goes something like this: a drunk Jason London walked past a bouncer nursing a black eye. While walking past him, he sneezed right on said bouncer. The bouncer, understandably, asked for an apology, but rather than doing the police thing, London simply punched him. In the process of being removed from the bar 'kicking and screaming'. After hurling homophobic slurs at the officers he told them that he was rich and a 'motherf***ing famous actor'. He then proceeded to relieve himself in his pants.
Since the initial reports, London himself has spoken to TMZ vehemently denying the claims. "I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes. I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."
Continuing, "Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona."