No joke: He really does have a bikini machine. It doesn't just make bikinis, it makes robot girls to fill them, too. And Vincent Price's Dr. Goldfoot is programming them to woo the world's millionaires and rob them blind. This spoof of James Bond, Corman horror, and Frankie Avalon beach movies is laughably bad yet curiously easy on the eyes, aided in no small part by Susan Hart as the head of the fembot army and a cornball script that makes you long for the days before the fart joke.