Joel Soisson

Piranha 3DD

17th May 2012 -

 Movie Review

After the guilty-pleasure success of 2010's Piranha 3D, the quickly slapped-together trailer for this sequel looked like just as much fun. Sadly, more time and creativity was put into that teaser than the finished movie,...

Pulse (2006)

12th August 2006 -

 Movie Review

Earlier in 2006, a killer videogame stalked teenagers in Stay Alive; Pulse ups the ante with ghostly wireless signals stalking college students. The latest J-horror remake never pitches itself over the top, refusing to pile...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

The obvious inspirations for Wayne and Garth, Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) first hit history in this witty, winning tale of two modern-day So-Cal misfits who end up travelling through time. The...

Dracula Iii: Legacy

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

I have a British friend whose favorite curse is "Bloody hell!!" It strikes me that there's no better way to describe Dracula III: Legacy. Bloody hell pretty much sums it up.The latest installment in this...

Highlander: Endgame

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

He is Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod. He's been pimpin' it since he was born in the village of Glennfillan in 15somethingsomething, and he continues to pimp it in modern day. He...

Dracula II: Ascension

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

What's the sequel to Dracula 2000? Not Dracula 2001, no, it's Dracula II, and alas, this one couldn't even make it to theaters.Now on a direct-to-video shelf near you, Dracula II bears no real relation...

The Prophecy

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

Huh? We've got vengeful angels, we've got a soul hidden in the body of a little girl, we've got Virginia Madsen as a brunette. We've got a plot that's hopelessly confusing and dully...

Mimic 2

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

Warranted or not, I usually look at direct to video movies as if I'm not getting the best product for my money. In most video stores Boogie Nights and Citizen Kane are the same...

Dracula 2000

1st November 2005 -

 Movie Review

Well, it's the holiday season and what better way to celebrate than by sucking everyone dry? No... it's not your neighborhood Christmas Key Party, it's Dracula 2000, a gift to all you horror fans...

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