Hulk Hogan isn't flushed with regret over ending his marriage to ex LINDA - he has filed a lawsuit against his wife of 20 years accusing her of stealing his toilet seat.
The wrestling hero has gone through a bitter separation from his former partner since their split in 2007, finally putting the marriage behind him in July (09).
But the legal woes haven't ended altogether - the musclebound legend is suing his ex over allegations she stripped the family home of a host of valuable goods.
And Hogan insists he wants them all back - especially the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".
According to TMZ.com, the ex-wrestler's legal team is demanding a Florida judge looks into the suit, which claims Linda has removed items including chandeliers, a tanning bed, and fixtures and fittings.
He also alleges his ex left their house in such a state after she pillaged the goods, he is too ashamed to allow his real estate vendor to show the property to potential buyers.