Director Guy Ritchie's recent attempts to teach his son ROCCO to ride a bicycle backfired badly when the five-year-old ended up with a bleeding face.
He shudders, "As I was releasing him, I thought to myself, 'Hang on, this is probably not what a sensible father should do.'
"Forty seconds later, as he tried to turn a corner, the howl of pain began. He got a nasty gravel rash on his face. There were big chunks torn in his flesh.
"I just put my hands up. I was scared because it looked so nasty."