Elbow singer Guy Garvey loves stripping naked to take revenge against his bandmates when they gang up on him.
The One Day Like This hitmaker is often the butt of his fellow rockers' jokes, but he's perfected the ideal way to silence them when they pick on him.
He tells Q magazine, "I've been in Elbow for 20 years and there's only one way to stun the band into silence if they've decided they're going to pick on me: I take all my clothes off. I've only done it three times in 20 years.
"We call it The Fireside, because the first time I did it we were in rural France and I was stood by a fireside. I was leathered (drunk), I'd run out of jokes and they were looking at me expectantly so I took my clothes off."