Accomplishing the quite difficult task of neutering the normally volcanic presence that is Vaughn and further dampening Aniston's already meek comedic abilities, The Break-Up takes some quite considerable assets and squanders them completely. Vaughn and Aniston play Gary and Brooke, a couple who meet-cute at a Cubs game, are shacked up together in a nice downtown condo before the end of the credits, and are relentlessly bickering and splitting up just a few minutes later. Vaughn plays Gary as a more muted and oafish version of his standard motormouth self -- not a pleasant creation -- which leads one to believe that the film will eventually allow him to use his charm to win back the uptight and angry but still in-love Brooke. The critic's oath precludes this writer from giving away the admittedly surprising (though not necessarily in a good way) ending, but what can be said is that little in this film goes as expected.
The jury-rigged patchwork of scenes starts off poorly with a tense family dinner party whose primary purpose is to allow John Michael Higgins, a Christopher Guest regular, time for a funny but utterly beside the point musical number, and just goes downhill from there. Scenes that start interestingly -- such as a potentially hilarious one in a nightclub with Gary's creepy idiot brother (a surprisingly funny Cole Hauser) -- have a tendency to trail off without resolution or explanation. The whole thing is done without much style, surprising given that director Peyton Reed (Bring It On, Down with Love) has in his checkered past shown at the very least an ability to bring an energy and verve to his movies that is entirely lacking here.
With the exception of a couple of scenes with Vaughn and Jon Favreau (as a slightly psychotic bartender/best friend), there's little enough real humor to call this woeful little orphan a comedy, and only the faintest glimmerings of romance. In fact, what comes seeping through all the film's disjointed seams is a melancholic mood, egged on by Jon Brion's haunting score, seemingly composed for another film entirely. Completely out of their element are Vincent D'Onofrio, who seems to think that bundling up a pile of neuroses and tics can make a performance, and Judy Davis, giving a far better and nuanced performance than called for in her too-small role as Brooke's diva of a boss. She must have thought she was performing in a real film, poor thing.
I'm having Lucky Charms, how about you?
Run time: 106 mins
In Theaters: Friday 2nd June 2006
Box Office USA: $118.7M
Box Office Worldwide: $205M
Distributed by: Universal Pictures
Production compaines: Universal Pictures, Mosaic Media Group, Wild West Picture Show Productions
Contactmusic.com: 2 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 33%
Fresh: 63 Rotten: 126
IMDB: 5.8 / 10
Director: Peyton Reed
Screenwriter: Jeremy Garelick, Jay Lavender
Starring: Vince Vaughn as Gary Grobowski, Jennifer Aniston as Brooke Meyers, Joey Lauren Adams as Addie, Cole Hauser as Lupus Grobowski, Jon Favreau as Johnny O, Jason Bateman as Riggleman, Judy Davis as Marilyn Dean, Justin Long as Christopher, Ivan Sergei as Carson Wigham, John Michael Higgins as Richard Meyers, Ann-Margret as Wendy Meyers, Vernon Vaughn as Howard Meyers, Vincent D'Onofrio as Dennis Grobowski, Elaine Robinson as Carol Grobowski, Jane Alderman as Mrs. Grobowski
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