Swallows and Amazons

"Weak"

Swallows and Amazons Review


After a number of films, TV series and stage adaptations, Arthur Ransome's beloved 1930 novel gets an all-new movie version. Shot in beautiful northern English settings with a lively cast, there's plenty of potential for it to become a classic in its own right. But screenwriter Andrea Gibb has tinkered with the plot, adding in a spy thriller plotline. And director Philippa Lowthorpe fails to muster up the suspense needed to make that work.

It's set in the summer of 1935, as Mrs Walker (Kelly MacDonald) takes her five adventurous children on holiday to the Lake District while her husband is working at sea. Staying with friends (Harry Enfield and Jessica Hynes), the four older children (teens Dane Hughes and Orla Hill and pre-teens Teddie-Rose Malleson-Allen and Bobby McCulloch) borrow the sailboat Swallow and head off to make camp on an island in the lake. There they imagine a series of high adventures involving two local girls (Hannah Jayne Thorp and Seren Hawkes), who are playing as pirates in their boat Amazon. They imagine the girls' uncle (Rafe Spall) as the villainous Captain Flint, unaware that he's actually a double agent being chased by a pair of truly villainous Russian spies (Andrew Scott and Dan Skinner).

As the film goes along, this espionage subplot takes over, which might not have been a bad thing if the writer and director had been able to generate some proper thrills. But while these scenes are nicely played by the cast, the action beats have absolutely no tension to them. They feel only partially shot and then frantically edited together, leaving key moments muddled. The more experienced actors manage to inject plenty of humour, emotion and edginess to their scenes (Spall and Scott are particularly good, as always), but the children seem to have been given very little direction, never quite nailing their characters. Although youngsters Malleson-Allen and McCulloch manage to engage the audience with their cute, plucky personalities.

With everything so uneven, the most enjoyable aspect of the movie is its spectacular scenery, which leaves us wishing that the filmmakers had stuck more closely to the original story about children using their imaginations to create action and adventure around them. That would be a much more entertaining story, and also carry a far stronger thematic kick than this half-hearted Russian spy nonsense. As is, this is still a lovely tale of a child's first flush of independence. But anyone over about 7 years old will find the clumsy filmmaking hard to take.

Rich Cline

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Swallows and Amazons

Facts and Figures

Genre: Action/Adventure

Run time: 92 mins

In Theaters: Friday 19th August 2016

Production compaines: BBC Films, Harbour Pictures, British Film Company

Reviews

Contactmusic.com: 2 / 5

IMDB: 6.5 / 10

Cast & Crew

Director: Philippa Lowthorpe

Producer: , Nick O'Hagan, Joe Oppenheimer

Starring: as Mrs. Walker, Orla Hill as Susan Walker, Teddie-Rose Malleson-Allen as Tatty Walker, Dane Hughes as John Walker, Bobby McCulloch as Roger Walker, as Captain Flint, as Lazlov, as Mr. Jackson, as Mrs. Jackson, as Old Billy, as Harbour Master, Jamie Darlington as Naval Officer, Nicola Simonds as Villager / onlooker, Seren Hawkes as Nancy Blackett, Hannah Jayne Thorp as Peggy Blackett, Sophie Wardlow as Gertie, Richard Varley as Naval Officer, Jade-Olivia Gadd as Onlooker, Caf Smith as Fair stall holder, Ashley Davis as Pierrot Clown

Also starring: ,

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