Suicide Blonde

"Unbearable"

Suicide Blonde Review


The only reason I bothered to take this disc out of the plastic wrap (and what's up with those stickers sealing these things shut?) was that renowned pin-up girl (and latter day Beverly Hills 90210 heroine) Angel Boris had the starring role. The story -- involving a suicidal chick (Boris), a strip club valet (Dale Paris), and the Cuban mob -- couldn't be more of a throwaway (mainly involving driving around town, attempting kooky robberies, and gratuitous nudity -- of course). The movie itself looks like it was shot in one weekend.

Don't miss the DVD commentary track for those pearls of wisdom from director Eduardo Carrillo and Boris herself -- just as good as going to film school!



Suicide Blonde

Facts and Figures

Run time: 50 mins

In Theaters: Friday 4th May 2012

Reviews

Contactmusic.com: 1 / 5

IMDB: 7.5 / 10

Cast & Crew

Producer: Steven A. Frankel,

Starring: Angel Boris Reed as The Blonde, as Pipo Duran, as Nick


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