Anyway, if you're unfamiliar with Stargate, the story is pretty straightforward. Military types unearth a big metal ring encoded with Egyptian hieroglyphics, then import a kooky archeologist (James Spader) to figure out what it does -- which, within 30 minutes, involves the opening up of a portal to another world, millions of light years away.
Based on the theory that aliens built the pyramids (and colonized the earth), Stargate outruns this hokey premise with a story that focuses on space-travelling pretty-boys (including The Crying Game's Jaye Davidson as Ra) who enslave a primitive human race (writing is forbidden!) and travel around via a network of stargates to enslave further races. The remainder of the film focuses on head military honcho Kurt Russell trying to nuke everything.
The thinness and bizarre randomness of the story (from big explosion-type scenes to ill-advised Spader-slave love moments to creepy Egyptianish kid-gods crawling around all over the place) is equalled by some unimpressive special effects -- the trip through the stargate is one of the least interesting "transport" effects in movie history. While Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin would get much bigger budgets for the entertaining Independence Day and the notoriously awful Godzilla, Stargate remains a mere curiosity among sci-fi flicks.
Strangely, the only two extras on the DVD are commentary from Emmerich and Devlin (somewhat interesting: for example, those aren't human extras, they're costumes on sticks!) and a short "documentary" about why the pyramids were really built by spacemen.
Run time: 121 mins
In Theaters: Friday 28th October 1994
Box Office Worldwide: $196.6M
Distributed by: Artisan Home Entertainment
Production compaines: Carolco Pictures, Canal+, Centropolis Film Productions
Contactmusic.com: 2.5 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 48%
Fresh: 19 Rotten: 21
IMDB: 7.0 / 10
Director: Roland Emmerich
Starring: Kurt Russell as Colonel Jonathan O'Neil, James Spader as Dr. Daniel Jackson, Alexis Cruz as Skaara, Viveca Lindfors as Catherine, Mili Avital as Sha`uri, Leon Rippy as General West, John Diehl as Lt. Kawalsky, Carlos Lauchu as Anubis, Jaye Davidson as Ra, Djimon Hounsou as Horus, Erick Avari as Kasuf, French Stewart as Lieutenant Ferretti, Derek Webster as Brown, Gianin Loffler as Nabeh, Christopher John Fields as Freeman