Perfectly Legal

"Terrible"

Perfectly Legal Review


This Playboy production may have plenty of lame, wholly-expected soft-core sex scenes, but it certainly doesn't approach anything close to being perfectly legal.

Everything in the movie is just plain bad, from a shot of a tabloid magazine heralding a "scandel" to a lawyer who refuses to put her client on the stand -- "because that's exactly what he would want!" -- despite the fact that said client is actually suing the other guy!

It's nonsense and it's not even funny in a pathetic sort of way, and the lame cavalcade of unattractive stars in tepidly compromising positions only makes the movie worse. I'd call it unwatchable, but that would be just scandeluss!

Playboy, I object!



Facts and Figures

Run time: 100 mins

In Theaters: Thursday 10th October 2002

Reviews

Contactmusic.com: 1 / 5

IMDB: 5.6 / 10

Cast & Crew

Director: Cameron Davis

Producer: Jennifer M. Byrne

Starring: as Taylor Price, Rafe Urquhart as David, as Ben, as Marci, Allison Thomas-Miller as Veronica, Tom Montreal as Randall, Monique Parent as Sharon, Belinda Gavin as Val, Gerard Sanders as Vincent Dante, Leland Jay as Tom, Stephanie Swift as Stacey, as George, Lori Jo Hendrix as Model on Video Tape

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