Take Jason Goes to Hell, for example, the ninth film in the series. It opens with a satisfying riff on the Friday status quo: A lone woman rattles around an abandoned cabin, draws a bath, puts on a towel, and gets chased by hulking uber-slasher Jason Voorhees... into some open brush, at which point she executes a diving roll and Jason is beset by a hail of special ops bullets, and then blown to hilarious bits by what we can only assume to be Monty Python's Holy Hand Grenade.
At this point you're remembering the movie's title and thinking: OK, that was pretty cool; next stop, hell. But no, it turns out hell is other people -- specifically, the cardboard cutouts of people that populate a Friday the 13th movie. So instead of a step forward, we are treated to the knowledge that Jason isn't quite dead. His spirit can hop from body to body, going about slaughter as usual.
The action even regresses once again to Camp Crystal Lake, Jason's original killing grounds. So there are long sequences where we're essentially watching a remake of past Friday the 13th material with a rotating cast of actors in place of longtime J-man Kane Hodder. Meanwhile, Steve Freeman (John D. LeMay) tries to save his estranged family, who have a predictable connection to Jason.
Jason Goes to Hell isn't badly directed -- Adam Marcus likes his semi-long tracking shots -- and the bedlam caused by Jason's body hopping, particularly in a chaotic standoff at the local diner, is pretty entertaining (even though it shouldn't be too hard to tell the regular folk from the possessed, given that even with fresher bodies, Jason can only grunt and lurch; apparently, it's his spirit itself that's lurchy). Also good is the mysterious and only semi-cooperative bounty hunter (Steve Williams), who seems to know all of the Voorhees secrets, even if he probably guessed them by watching a lot of late-night TV on the USA Network.
But why in the name of all that is unholy would you think up the concept of Jason going to hell and then write your movie around an awkward love triangle, secret bloodlines, and an endangered baby? Couldn't they have used these ideas up in the first eight movies, and put some more hell in Hell? When some kind of demonic Jason baby is birthed from one character's neck; it's not exactly a revelation in the horror field, but when you're watching Jason Goes to Hell, it'll do. Even better is a final shot that leaves you wanting more -- like another movie entirely. In keeping with the remedial pace of the Friday the 13th series, it was another ten years before that movie finally happened.
Run time: 87 mins
In Theaters: Friday 13th August 1993
Box Office Worldwide: 15
Distributed by: New Line Home Entertainment
Production compaines: New Line Cinema, Sean S. Cunningham Films
Contactmusic.com: 2.5 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 25%
Fresh: 4 Rotten: 12
IMDB: 4.3 / 10
Director: Adam Marcus
Producer: Sean S. Cunningham
Starring: Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees / Security Guard #2 / Freddy Krueger's arm, John D. LeMay as Steven Freeman, Kari Keegan as Jessica Kimble, Steven Williams as Creighton Duke, Steven Culp as Robert Campbell, Erin Gray as Diana Kimble, Rusty Schwimmer as Joey B., Richard Gant as Coroner, Leslie Jordan as Shelby, Billy Green Bush as Sheriff Ed Landis, Julie Michaels as Agent Elizabeth Marcus, James Gleason as Agent Abernathy
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