Ryder plays the cheeky Finn, a precocious grad student pondering a marriage proposal. Having second thoughts, she decides to spend the summer with a gaggle of quilting relatives and their friends, just to sort things out. Well, we see right off the bat that this probably wasn't such a great idea, because each and every one of these people is completely insane.
For some bizarre, sadistic motive, each of the ladies begins to tell Finn the warped story of her life, wherein we have the luxury of viewing cutesy flashbacks which inevitably include adultery, self-pity, insecurity, more adultery, pathetic whining, and/or a lot of just plain bad advice. And get this: all this so-called "wisdom" is the "theme" for the latest quilt they're working on--Finn's wedding quilt.
After an O.D. of this idiocy, Finn is driven into the arms of Leon (Johnathon Schaech), a muscle headed loser with no redeeming qualities. When she feels bad about it later, one of the quilters (don't even bother trying to keep them straight, as some 8 zillion characters are introduced in the first 5 minutes) advises her to never tell her fiancee about the affair. Well, how comforting.
Maybe I didn't get it because I'm just a guy. Maybe I just don't understand "quilt humor." But this film is simply awful. The way I see it, there's nothing wrong with the acting; it's the story and the actresses' parts. (I do give Bancroft and Smith a few kudos for making me laugh...twice.) Director Jocelyn Moorhouse and especially screenwriter Jane Anderson should both be blacklisted.
Be warned, stay away from this one. If this is really how to make an American quilt, I'll just sleep on the floor covered with a burlap sack.
Run time: 109 mins
In Theaters: Friday 6th October 1995
Distributed by: MCA Universal Home Video
Production compaines: Universal Pictures, Amblin Entertainment
Contactmusic.com: 1.5 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 55%
Fresh: 12 Rotten: 10
IMDB: 6.2 / 10
Director: Jocelyn Moorhouse
Screenwriter: Jane Anderson
Starring: Winona Ryder as Finn Dodd, Anne Bancroft as Glady Joe Cleary, Ellen Burstyn as Hy Dodd, Kate Nelligan as Constance Saunders, Jean Simmons as Em, Maya Angelou as Anna, Alfre Woodard as Marianna, Dermot Mulroney as Sam, Lois Smith as Sophia, Kate Capshaw as Sally, Rip Torn as Arthur, Johnathon Schaech as Leon, Samantha Mathis as Young Sophia, Joanna Going as Young Em, Esther Rolle as Aunt Pauline, Jared Leto as Beck, Claire Danes as Young Glady Joe, Lecy Goranson as Young Hy, Holland Taylor as Mrs. Rubens, Tim Guinee as Young Dean, Derrick O'Connor as Dean, Loren Dean as Preston, Melinda Dillon as Mrs. Darling, Richard Jenkins as Howell, Denis Arndt as James
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