By Christopher Null
If not the single worst film of the decade, at least the worst of the year -- and I saw Tarzan and the Lost City. The story, what little there is of one, follows a couple of punks who shoot neighborhood cats, a kid who runs around shirtless in a bunny hat, a dwarf, an albino, a prostitute with Downs Syndrome, and a host of other freaks. What's the point? There is none except to say that the creator of Kids can show off how shocking he can buy. Stupid, idiotic, and offensive -- but only because it's such a waste of time.