But Crocodile 2 has so little going for it -- from its lame opening robbery to its horrible characters to the bad dubbing to the airplane crashing in a swamp (yet no one can find it!) to the enormous alligator -- er, crocodile -- that eats all the villains.
There's nothing, absolutely nothing, to redeem this movie even a little bit. I mean, the croc looks marginally real, but that doesn't save the movie from one-starsville. In fact, I'm getting nauseous just writing this review -- so I'm going to stop right here and long silently for the comparitive nuance and excitement of Lake Placid.
Aka Crocodile 2: Death Roll.
Run time: 89 mins
In Theaters: Tuesday 13th August 2002
Distributed by: LionsGate Entertainment
Contactmusic.com: 1 / 5
IMDB: 3.6 / 10
Director: Gary Jones