Coming Soon Review
By Christopher Null
If Coming Soon is not the worst film of all time, it's damn near close. This horrifying movie follows three prissy, stuck-up New York City high-school girls whose two problems are 1) getting into college with the aid of bribes/daddy/lying and 2) having an orgasm (see if you can figure out that oh-so-clever title now). Kids, you can't make up shit like this. And oh, how I wish the writer hadn't made it up either. Not only is it in horrible taste, it's just plain horrible -- and oh, Mr. Gray, how sad I feel for you to be a part of this dreck.
Insulting and unwatchable, this one merits a rare "must avoid."
Facts and Figures
In Theaters: Thursday 30th October 2008
Cast & Crew
Starring: Andi Eigenmann as Monica, Glaiza de Castro as Sab, Carla Humphries as Dana, Boy 2 Quizon as Sikyu, Dominic Roco as Darwin, Cholo Barretto as Nacho, Antonio Aquitania as Tonio
Also starring: Bonnie Root, Gaby Hoffmann, Tricia Vessey, James Roday, Bridget Barkan, Mia Farrow, Keven Duffy, Beau Flynn, Stefan Simchowitz, Colette Burson, Kate Robin