Seesms like just yesterday when the world was shocked by Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. Well, maybe shocked isn’t the right word. Then again, sex tape isn’t exactly the correct description either, since the footage was professionally produced by Vivid entertainment and intended for distribution all along. That, friends, is called porn, pure and simple. But as much as everyone loves to judge Abraham for her choices (such as bringing her toddler to a meeting with Vivid boss Steve Hirsh), there’s no denying that the business-savvy young mother is making bank on this. Just last week, she struck the distribution deal with Vivid, so you can expect Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom to hit shelves soon – as soon as May 12th, according to New York Daily News. And ok, it isn’t the most poetic title. Abraham was reportedly not thrilled with it either, but she trusted the business folk: “This is a risk for me to take; however, I feel comfortable with giving the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality,” she said.

Now it looks like Abraham is ready to move on to a more conventional lifestyle, though in some ways just as spicy: “I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid,” she told In Touch. “I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future.” There you have it – this finally looks like the end of the latest sex tape scandal in Hollywood – barring the actual vide release, of course.

Farrah Abraham, KIIS FM 2012 VMA Pre-party
With her stint as a porn star behind her, Abraham can now focus on more productive endeavors.