Back when Nightwatch opened on the big screen, the studio had a contest: whoever could stay awake for 6 straight showings of the movie through the night won some big prize. Turns out that's a tough contest. I couldn't even stay awake for one showing. Ewan McGregor stars as the night watchman at a morgue, who starts right after a rash of serial killings. Too bad they never get him, though they try -- but only after putting the audience under.
Rest assured, Friday the 13th will never have a "final chapter," and after a 3D installment, the only way to one-up the series is with the twin appearances of a pervy Corey Feldman and the inimitable Crispin Glover. The formula is tried-and-true here; Jason died in part three, he's revived in the hospital here, and heads back to the lake for more slaughtering. Most of the cast is phoning it in, at best, but Corey and Crispin (watch him dance!) make for at least passable diversions.