Still stuck with a fairly ridiculous mullet, Joe Dirt returns after an unsuccessful attempt at reconnecting with his parents, who abandoned him as a child by the Grand Canyon. He seems to be in a better place now, living in a trailer with his new wife Brandy and their three triplet daughters, but things are about to be turned upside down yet again when a terrifying twister hits Silvertown. In Wizard Of Oz style, he finds himself suddenly transported into unfamiliar territory, which he soon discovers is the mid-sixties. Desperate to be re-united with his family, he sets out on a long journey hitting many obstacles along the way; from an angry group of bikers to his present day gangster friend, who was apparently less than interested in being buddies in his younger years. But that's not the biggest threat to him; if he's not careful, he could prevent his future's domestic bliss from ever occurring.
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Dennis Miller and Carolyn Espley-Miller - Celebrities attend Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2015 Womenswear Collection Presentation - Red Carpet at Milk Studios. at Milk Studios - Los Angeles, California, United States - Friday 20th February 2015
Joe Dirt was meant to be redemption for my miserable years at the hands of these greasy, ignorant tormentors. But then 30 minutes went by and the movie took a sharp left into saps-ville, crashing and burning like a 74 'Cuda wrapped around an oak tree. Oh well.
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Tom Hanks is celebrating his 50th birthday by visiting seven baseball parks with his pals.
The movie star, who celebrated his big day earlier this month (09JUL06), came up with the sporting tour as a gift to himself and asked The Da Vinci Code director Ron Howard and comedian Dennis Miller to join him.
The trio made their third stop at a Cincinnati Reds vs New York Mets game in Ohio on Wednesday (19JUL06) and followed that with a trip to a Detroit Tigers, Michigan game yesterday (20JUL06).
Hanks insists he won't be revealing the ballparks he still hopes to visit, stating he plans to arrive without fanfare.
He says, "This is the dream you have all the way back."
Having comedian Miller along for the ride came in useful on Wednesday (19JUL06) when the funnyman helped entertain the crowd in Cincinnati during a two-hour rain delay.
I honestly can't believe a movie like this was made. Basically, it's the story of Angela Bennett (Bullock), a superstar computer hacker who runs across something she isn't supposed to, then finds her identity erased, her friends killed, and herself hunted down. Obviously a rush job to beat the other impending computer movies to the market, The Net is one plot hole after another, with technological impossibilities filling the space between.
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"Joe Dirt" was obviously written by people who owe their careers to sketch comedy. This David Spade vehicle about an inbred, mullet-haired, 98-pound nitwit has no structure to speak of other than the main character narrating four-minute vignettes about meeting road movie oddballs and fantasy sexpots while crisscrossing the country on a quest to find the white-trash parents that abandoned him as a child.
Tying these episodes together is a pathetically contrived set piece in which this grating dullard tells his life story to a drive-time DJ (Dennis Miller, propped up and caffeinated) -- over the course of three days of broadcasts. Talk about your lame plot devices. How did Joe get on the air? He's a janitor at the radio station and the show's producer thought he'd be the perfect sitting duck for Miller's on-air degradation.
After exhausting every shopworn hayseed cliché in the first 10 minutes (shirtless hick driving a primer-painted junk yard muscle car, listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd), without garnering as much as a slight smile, director Dennie Gordon (apparently one of Adam Sandler's many talentless bootlicks) pretty much just points the camera at Spade and lets him ad lib, with arduously flavorless results.
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Basketball star Dennis Rodman has confused his fans by hinting he's still very much happily married to his wife MICHELLE.
Rodman, who was once briefly married to sexy actress Carmen Electra, has two children with third wife Michelle, who received a temporary restraining order in April (04), preventing him from coming within 100 yards (91 metres) of her.
But during an appearance on America's Dennis Miller SHOW to promote his sexual enhancement drug ENJOY RX last night (29JUN04), Rodman declared he was very much a married man.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was voted in as California Governor because voters in the state liked his plain-speaking skills.
The former action movie star made his first post-election interview appearance on satirist Dennis Miller's new TV talk show on Monday night (26JAN04) - and explained he beat his rival politicians in the race for Sacramento last year (03) by keeping his speeches simple and to the point.
He says, "I think the most important thing when you have a debate or when you go out and talk to the people is to talk so they understand what you're saying, rather than showing off what an intellectual you are.
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