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Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser Trailer


Still stuck with a fairly ridiculous mullet, Joe Dirt returns after an unsuccessful attempt at reconnecting with his parents, who abandoned him as a child by the Grand Canyon. He seems to be in a better place now, living in a trailer with his new wife Brandy and their three triplet daughters, but things are about to be turned upside down yet again when a terrifying twister hits Silvertown. In Wizard Of Oz style, he finds himself suddenly transported into unfamiliar territory, which he soon discovers is the mid-sixties. Desperate to be re-united with his family, he sets out on a long journey hitting many obstacles along the way; from an angry group of bikers to his present day gangster friend, who was apparently less than interested in being buddies in his younger years. But that's not the biggest threat to him; if he's not careful, he could prevent his future's domestic bliss from ever occurring.

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Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2015 Womenswear Collection Presentation - Red Carpet

Dennis Miller and Carolyn Espley-Miller - Celebrities attend Tom Ford Autumn/Winter 2015 Womenswear Collection Presentation - Red Carpet at Milk Studios. at Milk Studios - Los Angeles, California, United States - Friday 20th February 2015

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Dennis Miller and Carolyn Espley-miller
Dennis Miller and Carolyn Espley-miller

Premiere Of 'Lucky Guy'

Dennis Miller and Carolyn Espley - Premiere of 'Lucky Guy' at the Broadhurst Theatre -Arrivals - New York City, NY, United States - Monday 1st April 2013

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The Los Angeles Opening Night Of 'Mike Tyson - Undisputed Truth'

Dennis Miller - The Los Angeles opening night of 'Mike Tyson - Undisputed Truth' at the Pantages Theatre - Los Angeles, California, United States - Friday 8th March 2013

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'A Night Of Honor' To Benefit The Iraq Star Foundation At The Universal City Hilton

Dennis Miller Sunday 4th October 2009 'A Night Of Honor' to benefit the Iraq Star Foundation at the Universal City Hilton Los Angeles, California

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Joe Dirt Review


Terrible
As scary as it sounds, I was actually looking forward to seeing the new David Spade comedy, Joe Dirt. My entire childhood and much of my adolescence was spent in such podunk California towns such as Exeter, Georgetown, Placerville, Bakersfield, Visalia, Fresno, Garden Valley, Kelsey, and Cool. Such places where ripped Dokken t-shirts were worn with pride, jeans were bathed in an acid wash, and hair cuts were sported by the mullet kings of Cali. I grew up in fear of Wrangler jeans, Bob Seger t-shirts, and Chevy Camaros.

Joe Dirt was meant to be redemption for my miserable years at the hands of these greasy, ignorant tormentors. But then 30 minutes went by and the movie took a sharp left into saps-ville, crashing and burning like a 74 'Cuda wrapped around an oak tree. Oh well.

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The Net Review


Unbearable
This just goes to show that not only can Sandra Bullock not act, she can't even pick decent projects. Sucked from the Hollywood buzzword list like a bottom-feeder looking for sludge, The Net is trite idiocy that is socially irresponsible and irredeemable. I puked out loud.

I honestly can't believe a movie like this was made. Basically, it's the story of Angela Bennett (Bullock), a superstar computer hacker who runs across something she isn't supposed to, then finds her identity erased, her friends killed, and herself hunted down. Obviously a rush job to beat the other impending computer movies to the market, The Net is one plot hole after another, with technological impossibilities filling the space between.

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Bordello Of Blood Review


Weak
In this Tales from the Crypt Presents... story, we get one highlight: Angie Everheart as a hot-as-hell vampiress running a whorehouse. Dennis Miller's wisecracking P.I. (in search of an Everheart-captured Corey Feldman(!), playing the brother of Erika Eleniak(!!)) makes for a reasonably amusing diversion from an otherwise run-of-the-mill horror movie. Chris Sarandon's guitar-playing preacher is a tad over the top, but in line with the Fright Night version of his persona.

Joe Dirt Review


Zero

"Joe Dirt" was obviously written by people who owe their careers to sketch comedy. This David Spade vehicle about an inbred, mullet-haired, 98-pound nitwit has no structure to speak of other than the main character narrating four-minute vignettes about meeting road movie oddballs and fantasy sexpots while crisscrossing the country on a quest to find the white-trash parents that abandoned him as a child.

Tying these episodes together is a pathetically contrived set piece in which this grating dullard tells his life story to a drive-time DJ (Dennis Miller, propped up and caffeinated) -- over the course of three days of broadcasts. Talk about your lame plot devices. How did Joe get on the air? He's a janitor at the radio station and the show's producer thought he'd be the perfect sitting duck for Miller's on-air degradation.

After exhausting every shopworn hayseed cliché in the first 10 minutes (shirtless hick driving a primer-painted junk yard muscle car, listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd), without garnering as much as a slight smile, director Dennie Gordon (apparently one of Adam Sandler's many talentless bootlicks) pretty much just points the camera at Spade and lets him ad lib, with arduously flavorless results.

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