Funnyman Dane Cook has hit out at the marketing bosses behind the poster for his new movie because they snubbed co-star Alec Baldwin and made his face look like "it's melting off of my skull".
The comic, who produced and starred in My Best Friend's Girl - alongside Baldwin, Kate Hudson and Jason Biggs - has written an exhaustive list of the poster's faults on his blog.
He writes, "I had no say in this marketing campaign, but, if I did, things would be different, since it is obvious that this poster is boring/odd and has zero to do with the movie I performed in.
"The left side of my face seems to be melting off of my skull. My left side looks like Brittany Spears' (sic) vagina.
"It's no secret that I'm more rugged facially, due to a drunken visit by the teen acne fairy, but according to this poster I've got perfect porcelain flesh. I look like the f**kin' bathroom floor at Caesars Palace."
He adds of Baldwin's poster snub: "Alec Baldwin is so f**king funny in this movie! Is he on the poster?
"One poster stinking up the joint isn't the end of the world. Yet it sends the wrong message about our movie and I just wanted you to know, that I feel the pain."