Britney Spears and Paris Hilton could be heading for new careers as reality TV show hookers - if celebrity brothel-owner DENNIS HOF gets his way.
Hof, the owner of Nevada's Moonlite Bunnyranch and star of HBO's Cathouse series, is convinced the pair have what it takes to make it at his legalised whorehouse.
Spears and Hilton certainly have the resumes to qualify for life at the ranch - their colourful sexual backgrounds include a catalogue of bed-hopping liaisons with Hollywood's most eligible and ineligible bachelors.
And the Simple Life star already has a porn tape on the market, shot by and co-starring her ex-lover Rick Salomon.
The flamboyant Hof can see the headlines: "We can call it 'P + B: Celebrity Sex with Paris' Punani and Britney's Booty'."
He adds, "I think Paris and Britney would be fun - and they're both tramps. Hell, they're giving it away for free, so they might as well get paid for it!
"It'd make a great show. I'll speak to (U.S. cable TV network) HBO and see if we can make it happen."