If there’s one thing we’ve learnt from the last week or so in Beyoncé land, is that she’s not pregnant, and she’s all grown up now. The grown up bit we know form her new single: Grown Woman. And we know she’s not pregnant, as Jay Z made a point of it.

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You will have heard Bey’s new single on Pepsi ads, where she does her patented style of jerky dancing, like a robot. She also gave her fans a chance to hear it on her live tour. “I’m a grown woman, I do whatever I want,” Beyoncé asserts. We assumed she was a grown woman; she looks like one and she has a kid, but a reminder is always helpful. You can listen to her new tune below.

Somewhere, somehow, ‘official’ sources had told the press that Beyonce with whit-child once more, and was set to give Blue Ivy a little brother or sister to play with. These reports were false, as Jay Z confirmed. “It's not true," Jay-Z reportedly said while responding to a congratulatory message. “The news is worse than blogs."

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Beyonce also had her say, posting an instagram that said: “I can't really change peoples minds who believe them, all I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me.” People decided to ignore that, and carry on assuming she was pregnant, until it became patently clear that she wasn’t.