Page 6 - The Most Ridiculous Dogs from Channel 4's 'Doggy Styling'
This striking entry conveys a safari-esque scene; the dog's mane is busty, voluptuous, and glistening with pride, unlike the poor mutt's eyes, which seem to scream 'please let me chase a massive ball for 9 hours straight'. Sorry dog, but it's your job to stay still for 9 hours straight while your owner, and anyone kind/mad enough to help them, sculpts your hair into the shape of a lion and a zebra. That's your job.
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