The 10 Funniest 'Peep Show' Quotes
After a successful run of over ten years, 'Peep Show' will come to an end in 2014. We look back at some of our favourite 'Peep Show' quotes from over the years.
Channel 4’s hit series Peep Show is set to return for its 9th, and final, series this year. It’s almost too much to bear thinking that we may not see Mark, Jeremy, Super Hans, Big Suze and the gang again after 2014. In the meantime, while we wait for the show to return to our screens we thought we’d reminisce about some of our favourite Peep Show moments. Peep Show’s been running for over ten years now, so fortunately, there’s quite a lot of them!
Mark: (while jogging in the park) I'm brilliant, I'm a jogger. I'm running! I knew there had to be a sport for me... Oh, God, is that a stitch? I'm literally going to die, What an idiotic boob I was about 10 or 11 seconds ago!
Super Hans: You should just get a van. With a van, it's like you've got an MBA, but you've also got a f*cking van. You're not just a man anymore - you are a man with a van. Jez, we could be men with ven.
Sophie: Have I lived enough? I mean, I've only slept with four men. Is that enough?
Jez: Four? Oh yeah. (Thinks) Jesus, I've had sex with more men than that and I basically only sleep with women.
Mark: "Jeremy. There are many things I would do to help you. But digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you killed is not one of them.”
Super Hans: Tell you what, that crack is really more-ish.
Super Hans: Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?
Jez: (looking at Super Hans) No.
Super Hans: Thanks. That's good.
Jez: Are you tripping?
Super Hans: The shit I'm seeing, I f*cking well hope so!
Peep Show has been on our screens for over ten years now, although this year will be its last
Mark: (discussing the inheritance that Jez has received from his aunt) £20,000 won't last that long, Jeremy.
Jez: But £20,000! I'll be a millionaire!
Mark: (walking through the supermarket) Life is all pain. Pain, rejection and gloom. Why do we even pretend that there's anything other than a yawning blankness at the heart of...Hey, 33% extra free! I'm doing excellent shopping. My depressed state of mind is making me even more frugal than normal.
Super Hans: "The twins. The f*cking twins! I'm always going on about me twins, aren't I? How old are they? What's 'Fünf' in English? They turned fünf zwei years ago, so, what, pair of 8-ers, I reckon? Bloody love them two."
Super Hans: "You are paying for that snake to be dry-cleaned."
Remembering all of these quotes has got us syked for the return of the show later this year. While we're waiting, Peep Show marathon anyone?