Forget the Allstate guy, the world of insurance commercials has a bright, calamity-prone star. Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan, but her Super Bowl ad was sorta the best. The woman is a real pro at self-irony. This year, Lohan did a spot for Esurance, where she played a hot mess driver. It was all very meta, full of self-irony, the way Super Bowl ads are meant to be.

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Is Lindsay Lohan the new Allstate Guy?

The video sees Lindsay pull up to a school, knocking out a traffic sign in the process. Lindsay’s trying to pick up her kid, who turns out to not actually be her kid. She’s insistent though, as she’s “sorta” like his mom – 25-35 years old, on the go, pretty much all the information that matters for an insurance policy. Get it? That’s pretty clever, right?

Add to that Lohan’s history of reckless driving and you’ve got a pretty golden Super Bowl commercial. Basically, all we need now is for Lohan's Sorta Your Mom to collaborate with the Allstate Guy and life would be complete.

Check out the full video below.

Before the ad aired, Lohan teased it with the following tweet: “The surprises aren’t over. Stay tuned for the second quarter.”

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In the end, good times were had by all, except of course for Seahawks fans. Spoiler alert: the Patriots won 28-24.