Kanye West Rides Bouncing Motorbike, Naked Kim Kardashian In Cheesy 'Bound 2' Clip [Video]
[NSFW] Stallions, mountains, lakes, eagles, forests AND dodgy green-screening? Ah-ha honey!
Kanye West's new music video for his Yeezus track, 'Bound 2', has dropped and like everything else the rapper does, has been met with an internet outcry as (most) viewers shield their eyes and hope it will stop soon.
Kanye West Is A Stallion In His New Music Video.
We were given a glimpse into the private affairs of Kanye and his fiancée Kim Kardashian when Kim's racy post-baby swimsuit snap was met with a 'HEADING HOME NOW' tweet from her besotted boyfriend. It's still fairly unusual for celebrity couples to bring their sex lives right into the centre of media attention but the lusty lovers and new parents have done it again with the 'Bound 2' video.
Cheesily dramatic scene-setting ensues as the camera swoops over snow-capped mountains and vast plains of racing stallions. A proud eagle soars through the valleys and the shining blue sky to the sound of piano power chords as crystal rivers glimmer below. The beauty of nature really hits home until we see the tie-dye clad rapper astride a great big, fumy motorbike as he tears through the Great American Wilderness.
The motorbike isn't the only thing Kanye is sat astride though: Kim Kardashian suddenly and inexplicably appears (was she airlifted in naked?) and is clearly not worried about wind chill or saddle chafing, if you catch our drift. Despite the winding highway roads supposedly speeding by, Kim and Kanye begin to canoodle which quickly turns into grinding then humping as the motorbike bounces along.
There must really be some magical chemistry between the couple - why, the edges of their very being are positively crackling with all that erotic fission! Or perhaps it's just some rather dodgy, superimposed green-screening as the edges of Kim, Kanye and their chugging steed break up on contact with the impossibly perfect vistas they're "driving" through.
Dreaming Of The Wilderness...
If we weren't positive that Kanye didn't have a sense of humour (and we're positive), then we'd swear that 'Bound 2' was an attempt at irony. We're not even convinced the video is a swipe at anything metaphorical either (perhaps a commentary on the receding American wildlife due to global warming from motorised vehicles?) as any attempt at subtlety is quickly extinguished by the internet's paroxysm over Kim's increasingly common nudity.
Aside from the natural wonders of the video, the truly awe-inspiring aspect is the pair's enduring ability to remain frisky in the face of baby-induced sleepless nights, pooping and vomiting. Don't try to copy this at home, kids.