Change.Org Petition Begs Beyonce To Comb Blue Ivy's Hair, It's "Disturbing"

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We’ve heard some pretty crazy things in our time but this one really takes the cake. Someone has actually taken the time to set up a petition to get Beyonce to comb Blue Ivy’s hair. Yep, there are people out there that care that much about Beyonce’s two-year-old daughter’s mane that they are campaigning to get it combed. 

Beyonce Blue Ivy Change.orgThe petition asks Beyonce to comb her two-year-old daughter's hair

The description on the page reads: "As a woman who understands the importance of hair care. It's disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture. The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter A.K.A Jay-Z and Beyoncé has failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy Hair. This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let's get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair.”

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Even more "disturbing" than watching “a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture,” is the fact that 1,500 people have already signed the petition. Although we’re not quite sure how serious Kevin Gray was when he signed and commented: “Blue can’t stand up for herself yet. Someone has to.” However, Nancy Kondo seemed deadly serious: “Because no child who’s mom spends thousands on her hair (monthly) should live life looking like a sheep!”

You’d think that on, a platform that has been used for such good in the past, this crazy petition would be a one off. You’d be wrong. Among other nutty petitions run on the site have been “Bring back hot mustard and chipotle sauce back,” (we’ll ignore the double use of the word “back”) because “I have eaten hot mustard on my nuggets for 29 years! Nuggets are my favourite meal at McDonald’s. Without this sauce I can’t eat nuggets!” Now that is one serious first world problem, right there. 14 other people missed hot mustard and chipotle sauce enough to sign. We won’t hold our breath for Maccy D’s to bring it back.

Beyonce Blue Ivy Change.orgAnother petition asks that Miley Cyrus heads to Syria to twerk on President Bashar al-Assad

One savvy petition-writer used the site to draw attention to the sheer lunacy of how obsessed everyone is with Miley Cyrus when there are far more important things happening. The petition, “Miley Cyrus should travel to Syria and tweak on President Bashar al-Assad” argued: “While the American government considers military action in Syria, the American people won’t stop talking about Miley Cyrus’s butt. There is only one solution: Miley Cyrus must travel to Syria and twerk on President Bashar al-Assad. Then, nobody could ignore the continuing violence and its far-reaching geopolitical implications.”

Another petition begged for Selena Gomez to go to Moscow and St. Petersburg to speak out for equality.  Just one question we can't help but wonder...why Selena? 

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